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It's a Festivus Miracle!

It’s December 23rd again and that means that today is Festivus. I’ll soon be going to our Festivus dinner and afterwards we’ll have our annual “Airing of Grievances” where I will be letting everyone know how they have disappointed me in the last year. Then, we will move on to the “Feats of Strength” in which someone will have to pin me in a living room wrestling match in order to end Festivus. I’ve moved up a weight class this year so Festivus might go on a bit longer than it usually does.


It’s not too late to whip up your own Festivus celebration. Just click here to study up on the Festivus traditions and don’t forget to end dinner by standing up and saying, “I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you're gonna hear about it!!!”

Also, we have another special Christmas tradition this evening – the annual Late Show with David Letterman Christmas show. Not only will Darlene Love be singing “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home” but we’ll also hear the retelling of the Lone Ranger story by Jay Thomas (Tonight, they will do a live reenactment of the story for the first time) and watch Dave and Jay compete in the Holiday Quarterback Challenge.

My December 23rd is all planned out!